Friday, August 26, 2022

August 26--Lighter

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a county road one cozy evening--the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life--and can never find again.  --Lemony Snicket

    Today I am offering some miscellaneous chuckles:

1. Bumper sticker I saw recently: The Universe is made up of neutrons, electrons, protons and morons. 
2. Dr. Tom Johnson: The 11th Commandment--Thou shalt lighten up.
3. Galileo Galilei: The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do. 
4. In a story with examples of British humor... A woman had gone to bed and her boyfriend came home very drunk. He came into the bedroom and undressed and just stood there. She asked, "Are you coming to bed?" He said, "I'm sure you are quite lovely, but I have a girlfriend." And he spent the night sleeping on the floor. 
    Enjoy your Friday!
Tilly and Barney checking out
that strange little human (grandson Luca)

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